The Unknown Discovery

So today we had the e3 showings for Microsoft and Sony. And even though I’ve had a Xbox 360 for the past 3 years its time to say goodbye. With all of the restrictions on the new Xbox console I was disenfranchised. I was left wanting Sony to come in and rescue my gameplay for the next decade and they did. None of the restrictions, $100 cheaper, and a better design to boot. This year I’m buying a ps4 and if somehow Microsoft decides to get their heads out of the sand and toss the restrictions then maybe I’ll come back

The state of Connecticut has just passed stricter gun laws. Okay, what about the new laws for dealing with the mentally disturbed? You wont solve the problem if you’re only dealing with part of it.

I was thinking about what kind of woman I’m looking for. And the more i thought about it the more i realized that i need a woman straight from the comics. Not a cutout picture but a woman that has qualities that most heroines have. Now ill be honest, if God sends sends me a woman that looks like Rogue ill pay 95% tithes for the rest of my life!!! The more i think about it the more i realized that its just not one woman, but of a mixture.
Wonder woman: she’s strong and someone i could never lie to
Invisible woman: powerful but will be invisible and allow me to be mister fantastic
Storm: her talents and abilities causes her to be viewed as a goddess but she loves and cherishes me
Betty Ross: when I’m angry and i want to be alone she’s able to break through my defenses and can see the man behind the beast
Shadowcat: it doesn’t matter what i do it doesn’t phase her
Rogue: when she touches me i get weak in the knees
Emma Frost: she knows what I’m thinking, and she’s more valuable than diamonds

Ladies here’s 5 reasons why you should get with a big guy this Valentine’s day.

5) be a good Samaritan and build up his self esteem.
4) we don’t date that often so we’ll work harder to keep you.
3) you’ll look skinnier by comparison
2) hey, its a free meal
1) extra stuffing makes the teddy bear more cuddly

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Why is it whenever a cute looking girl gets with the wrong dude and winds up pregnant he’s always ugly?

There was a problem to dark knight rises… that wasn’t batman, that wasn’t Bruce Wayne. That was Nolan walking away from the franchise